How would I know about cool? you ask. (Or I should say, Myren asked this very thing. Numerous times.) Let’s say, I’ve had the chance to observe many of the cool-as-in-hip over the years. Sometimes I’ve even acted cool myself. Why should I care? you ask. Everyone wants to be cool, I say. What planet are you from? Here are my coolest handy hints! Top 6 ways to be a Cool Cat: Don’t use the term Cool Cat unless you travel back in time to the 50s and join a band of beatniks. Wear

But in my defense, it’s not all about buying presents and eating too much food. Why do I do it you ask? Here are the Top 5 Reasons Why I Start the Holidays Early: I own stock in Macy’s. I love to shop! In person at the actual stores. None of that online stuff for me. Give me the hustle and bustle of shoving through crowds in a frenzy of gift buying excitement to grab the last carcass of the year’s RARE species gift. (No, I’m not a hunter—why do you ask?) The sparkly decoratio

Who Am I? My hair’s a mess and I’m still in my robe at 4:30 in the afternoon. I have dark circles under my eyes and around my arm pits. I’m surrounded by a guilty mountain of discarded candy wrappers and a pill-inducing Mount Everest pile of … books. That’s right– I’m a book-aholic. Lest you think my affliction is limited to the luscious inky smell of the print version of the seductive I have two kindles, an iPad, an iPad mini and a Nook reader. I’m seriously considering buyi

So here he is. Behind the question mark. Myren is shy. (not really, but I couldn’t get him to pose in his chauffeur hat so this was the compromise. But this doesn’t answer the question of “Who is Myren the Chauffeur?” Let me tell you about Myren… He’s a chauffeur who wears many hats. That old saying should be “A Myren of all trades” but they wanted a name with one syllable so they changed the saying to “A Jack of all trades”. Myren might be considered uppity by some, but he c